Ek Kutte Ki Aatam Katha !!!
Naam:Monk
Pata:BCH ke aaspaas
Umr:6 mahine
bhon!!!bhon!!!(namaste). Mujhe pata hai mera naam aapko ek mast cheez ki yaad dilata hai,kya karoon meri bhi wohi brand favourite hai..bhon!!! ab apne baare mein kya kahoon jab aankh kholi to apne aap ko in chashmedhari,sukhe,muh mei ciggarete( woh bat alag hai ki yeh sirf dikhhawa hai,are peena to koi humse seekhe) kutton...ohhh maaf kijiyega 'so called intellectual insaano' ke beech paya.Suna hai ki is DCE mein aana mushkil hai?? Yaar hum to aasani se aa gaye aur saath mein PG HOSTEL wali 'rani' bhi bhon!!!bhon!!!(sharmate hue) khair uske baare mei baad mei bataunga...haan to yeh jo insaan hai yeh log tashan bahut maarte hain waise inke baski 2 peg lagana bhi nahi hai... 'are jitni hum chhod dete hai paimane mein,utni to milti hai inhe maikhane mei'.
Aksar mei aur rani jab raat ke aagosh mei tanhayian dhoondte hai to bhi yeh kambhaqat insaan kaan mei koi tamancha sa lagaye ghoomte rehte hai..bhon!!bhon!!!(frustration).Are raat mei jagna to kutton ka kaam hai ....ab aap hi bataiye maine inhe kutta kehke kuch galat kiya kya? Par maine bhi rani ko smjha diya ki.'ishq nahi aasan ,bas itna samajh lijiye ki in insaano ki kabr hai aur humein kood ke jaana hai'....waise mujhe apne gopniya sutron se gyaan hua ki yeh log mujhse jalte hai kyunki inki raatein gujarti hai akele aur meri...bhon!!!bhon!!(victory). Ab yeh engineering karne ki keemat to chukani padegi hi...(dhobi ka kutta na college ki ladkiyon ka,na DU ki ladkiyon ka...).bhon!!bhon!!!(laughter).
Waise in logon ke sukhne ke kayi karan hai kuch to mei censorship ki wajah se bata nhi skta aur jo bata skta hun usme se sabse important hai 'shandaar mess ka shandaar khana'....tabhi aajkal in sab ne 'chachi' ko apni muh boli maa bana rkha hai ya yun kahiye 'chachi' ne inhe paal liya hai...mei bhi ek do baar gaya tha chachi ke paas par mujhe to pasand nahi aaya, actuaaly wahan jo bawana ke mote taze kutte hai unse thoda dar jaata hun isliye har wednesday ko mess ke sade ,gale aur bhude chicken(jise cancer,anthrax,bird flue jaisi har sarrekhen ki bimari hai) ki haddiyan khake satisfied ho jata hun...uske alawa doodh kam paani, roti kam aata, etc... to meri staple diet ho gayi hai par agar aisa he chalta raha to main salman khan se ishant sharma ban jaunga bhon!!bhon!!!(sad).
yeh to hui in logon ke khane peene ki baatein,ab agar inki padhai pe nazar daali jaaye to jab yeh log naye naye aaye the to bade teesmaarkhan the par ab bechare bas makhiyan hi maarte reh jaate hain....bas raat ko ek dusre ki copies mei se nakal utarte mil jayenge( he! kutton ke massiah inhe kya kahun insaan,kutta ya bandar!!).aur phir exams aate hi raat bhar batti jalayenge aur phir subah bina nhaye chale jayenge..aur bolenge sher bhala nahata hai kya? abe nahata to chuha bhi nahi hai bhon!!bhon!!! Aur haan ek kamaal ki baat 3rd year mei aate aate sabko MBA ka bhoot sawar ho jata hai..chahe inhe spelling hi pata na ho aur woh bi 1-2 nahi sab ke sab line mei lage hain yaani inke naam ki list mei 'bhed' ka naam bhi shaamil ho gaya..aur is chakkar mei din bhar vocab-vocab chillate rhte hain.Are vocab seekhni hai to humse seekhon sirf 2 words (bhon!!bhon!!!) mei duniya ka har shabd bana lete hain...
Abhi chalta hun ,actually rani se milne ka time ho gya nahi to noodle aa ke use date pe le jayega,saala kutta kahin ka ..bhon!!bhon!!!,,baaki baatein baad mei karunga haan par chalte chalte thodi si kadvi baat.... bade ajeeb hai yeh DCEites, jahan rehte hain wahi gandgi karte hai,wahin plate phenkte hai aur wahi glass,can,wrapper,,,are inse accha to mei hun kam se kam jahan baitha hun woh jagah saaf karke to baitha hun.sbko jabardast placement chahiye par engineer kisiko nahi banna,sabko videsh jana hai par desh mein kisiko nahi rehna,sabko comments dene hai par commitment kisiko nahi dena,sbko system ki burai krni hai par system kisiko nahi badalna....asal mein jindagi kaatni sabko hai par jeena kisiko nahi hai...bhon!!bhon!!!(awe).
par phir bhi is gehre andhere mei ek umeed ki kiran hain woh kuch log jo duniya se kuch alag karna chahte hai,jinhe hum sahi maino mei future generation keh sakte hain jo hamesha bhuke aur murkh bane rehna chahte hain...aur wohi log hai jinke karan hum jaise jaanwar bhi is insaani basti mei jee paate hain...aise logon ko mera salaam...bhon!!bhon!!!. ab aakhir mei ek sher...(mei shayar to nahi magar aei rani jabse dekha maine tujhko mujhko shayari aa gayi!!) aei insaan kyun jeeta hai tu 'gam-o-ranjish' se jara mud kar to dekh is paar yun to thehre hum 'kutte' phir bhi sikhla denge tujhe 'insaani pyaar'. bhon!!bhon!!!(alvida)
Technical Rivalry
| note The fests inaugurate, The happy 7 fests- Innova, Phoenix, Troika, Karyon Tatva, Renaissance, Ngfest Are they called; And here I recite a verse... The skillful hands; Gingerly at work, Clubbing carefully their “Static – Equilibrium” know-how with, An artistic sense To let emerge out, An aesthetically appealing Shimmering suspension bridge … Spring to your feet Off you go, On the runic road Hard struck on time, Pooling in your resources But suddenly… Losing out on hope… And just then, getting Indices of Victory, On the quest of the TREASURE Which lies nowhere (Now here) but, With you and not beyond The “HOLY” walls. |
On a sanguine Comes in calling A chance to let you, Test your take on Present crisis, Lets see how and what Scheme you raise, in a Sector of your choice, that Attracts people like Beeswarms but Benefits you monetarily, This is the B-PLAN Come; be an entrepreneur! Amalgamate: Aerodynamics & art, Pen down your Dream-4 Wheeler, A Lamborghini; A beast in beauty, That’s drop dead gorgeous!! Come face to face with An auto-erratica masterpiece, Having an elegantly matching stance! Let it pop out, In 3D; And In CLAY! Think out of the box, Show your engineer acumen, Dilate your Tech-ken, Enrich self-beatitude, Present the TECH-PAPER! Recall the past, Right and fast. |
Beat the rest and Prove you’re the Best, Challenge the Quizmaster, All the BEST! Speak your heart; Out and loud. Engage in the War of Words, Show your eloquence And win the Debate! Well,That’s not all the fest had to offer, there’s more to add to this potpourri … a profound enthusiasm… I let some stuff to try my hand at for the coming years .. Brainwave and CAD Bits n Bites, Roboticks and Spac And lots more to it.. And now what remains is a replete reminiscence Reprise running through my mind Repository of my 1st tech-fest And also remains is the beginning of the year-long wait, for the rendezvous in awe and a …..feeling I’m trying to find |
